Weird. It’s almost like people who do not get pregnant don’t even need abortions.
IN OTHER NEWS WATER IS WET
IN RELATED NEWS: SCIENTISTS HAVE PROVEN THAT THE EARTH REVOLVES AROUND THE SUN.
NOW OVER TO JIM WITH THE SPORTS REPORT
“WELL BOB IT APPEARS BASKETBALL IS INDEED PLAYED WITH A BASKET. AND A BALL.”
TODAY, UNDER A FUCKING ROCK UNIVERSITY’S DEPARTMENT OF REALLY OBVIOUS SHIT PUBLISHED AN ARTICLE ENTITLED “THAT’S HOW IT FUCKING WORKS, YOU FUCKING DIPSHITS” IN THE JOURNAL OF THINGS I COULD HAVE TOLD YOU FOR GODDAMN FREE. AMERICAN POPULACE AWAITS A LAYMAN’S INTERPRETATION.
^ The snark and rage is strong with this one.
whom is this Miles Cyprus character??? i dont know about “celebrities” because i am too busy READING A BOOK and DOING EDUCATION. i dont care what Kanyay and Jason Beebeir and Rihannon are doing because MTV SUCKS take me back to the 50s where it was real and not FAKE like this BULLSHIT. i dont care about ppl who are famous just because they AUTOTUNE there dance moves. REAL talent is ppl like John Green or Doctor Who or Loki or Super Mario or Pabbles Picasser or Aristotl