my-patronus-is-a-winchester:

consulting-khanberbatch:

so i went to the zoo yesterday and saw the cutest family of otters ever

and then i checked their names

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theyโ€™re all NAmED aftER fOOD

EXCEPT kEVIN

WHY

WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS

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(Source: mangocarta)

118,951 notes

jetbag:

me: im going to fucking stab you

straight white boy: haha then what? ;)ย 

289,462 notes

e-bae:

Told this girl to text me when she got homeโ€ฆ I think she homeless

78,240 notes

condom:

donโ€™t send me snapchats from something i wasnโ€™t invited to you rude ass bitch

116,522 notes

gnarly:

*starts typing text post*

*realizes nobody cares*

*stops typing text post*

69,801 notes

fflyzik:

fflyzik:

i swear every white girl has a phase where they dye part of their hair pink at least once in their lifetime

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(Source: aloveliketours)

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bellaateyourmother:

unstress3d:

People disapoint, pizza is eternal.

until you eat it i mean I. until I eat it. MINE

2,809 notes

tsarbucks:

watching a new tv show after hearing about it on tumblr and then getting addicted to it

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267,548 notes

jncera:

If your name is nancy and you get pregnant you will be pregnancy

166,181 notes

When I cheat on my tree bf

  • me: I'm sorry babe I love u
  • bf: just go. leaf.

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